Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. Douglas Adams In certain kinds of writing, particularly in art criticism and literary criticism, it is normal to come across long passages which are almost completely lacking in meaning. George Orwell You live and learn. At any rate, you live. Douglas Adams Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. Douglas Adams I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. J. R. R. Tolkien Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of. Douglas Adams